See? As soon as I post a piece about aliens possessing Alec Baldwin’s body, an article appears in the news lamenting the shutdown of SETI (the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Life). This has got to be a conspiracy! They knew we were about to discover their dastardly plot to control the world through possessing actors, so they obviously possessed politicians and bankers who then plotted to destroy the economy, thus drying up funds for SETI, and allowing them to remain undetected. What else is possible in light of recent developments? I’m telling you, more Alec Baldwin ads coupled with the shutting down of SETI proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that the aliens are colonizing us right now!
Another piece of proof? How about this: the “History” Channel has been airing the Ancient Aliens series more than ever lately, which proves that it’s an attempt to misdirect our attention by suggesting that aliens were only here long ago. Obviously they’re here now! They’ve taken over programming duties for the “History” Channel! What other proof do you need? I hope you all bought one of those underground shelter thingies that Glenn Beck was hawking earlier. You may need it now!
Here’s the article that proves aliens are invading but don’t want us to be able to find out about it:
