Anderson Cooper Dog Walking (Joke) PSA

Anderson Cooper has a dog, Molly, and as he lives in New York (the dog poop capital of the world), why not have him do a PSA encouraging people to clean up after their dog? He could demonstrate the proper way to clean up after your dog on the street, and then he could say: “So please clean up after your dog. And remember, you heard it from me: Anderson ‘pooper scooper’ Cooper.” (Maybe he could even sell an “As Seen on TV” brand of doggie poop scooper called the “Anderson Cooper Super Duper Pooper Scooper”.)