TCM is showing lots of horror movies for Halloween this
October, and in between movies last night they had a segment with Ron Chaney
talking about his great-grandfather Lon Chaney, and they showed the scene from The
Phantom of the Opera of the Phantom saying
to Christine: “Feast your eyes, glut your soul on my accursed ugliness!” Well,
that reminded me for some reason of the Golden Corral endless buffet, and how
you can eat all you like for one low price (or so they say in the ads). So that
made me think a fun Halloween ad for Golden Corral might be for the Phantom to
say: “Feast your eyes, glut your soul on our endless buffet at Golden Corral
this Halloween!”