Romney Kid Names

As we all know, Mitt Romney has five sons. One is named Tagg, but the rest have relatively normal-sounding names. But I have to wonder: since he’s a financial guy, why didn’t Mitt name his sons after investment stuff? He could have Ira (after Roth IRAs), Tiaa & Cref (after TIAA CREF), Spider (after SPDRs), and Nyse (after the New York Stock Exchange). That’s what I would have done. Or maybe he could have tried Dow, Nasdaq, Essanpee (after S&P), etc. And if Mitt Romney is really the big Wall Street guy and corporate raider the Obama people claim, then shouldn’t he have named his sons like this? I think we need to see those boys’ birth certificates to make sure their names are being honestly represented! And wouldn’t it be fun to see the Obama people demand birth certificates from Mitt Romney?