There is a website called Legal Zoom that allows people to draft legal documents easily, and that company name made me think that maybe there should be a website called Illegal Zoom, to help connect criminals in the Internet age. That way, they could find co-conspirators for specific crimes and criminal conspiracies, etc. And at the very least, they could set up this site with fake plans and information, so that investigators waste lots of time investigating phony plans, and then the criminals can distract from what they’re really planning. Or perhaps this website could teach online courses in how to perpetrate different types of crimes.
Or else, maybe Illegal Zoom could be a service that connects violent felons with criminal defense attorneys before they get caught by the law, so they can formulate defense strategies just in case they get caught.
But, hey: maybe this would be best as a website for arranging illegal drag races: after all, it is called Illegal Zoom.
