Creditor Drones

It is a fact of life in this technological age that military technology trickles down into the private sector and is eventually used for non-military applications. And so it is with drones, soon to be used for private corporate applications. For instance, the Predator drone is soon to be used in a different kind of predatory capability: that of creditor collections agent. They are to be called Creditor Drones, and they will have the ability to pinpoint customers with overdue bills, grab them by the feet with a robotic claw, hold them upside-down and shake them until the money falls out of their pockets, where it will then suck the money up with a retractable telescoping vacuum, release them, and then fly away. This radical new debt collection method will reduce the occurrance of debt delinquency and, sadly, kill more American jobs. But have no fear, for those human collections agents who lose their jobs can be hired as personal defenders against Creditor Drones, and fight the machines for the oppressed! And that will give them the experience they need to command the legions of mankind against the rise of the machines once SkyNet becomes self-aware!