Velveeta Shells & Cheese has been running a series of
ads where they show guys who get to eat “liquid gold” (which is the Velveeta
Shells & Cheese). But seeing as how William Devane is so well known for doing
ads for Rosland Capital trying to get everyone to buy gold, wouldn’t it be fun
to show him doing an ad for gold, and then he breaks for lunch, and because
he’s so obsessed with gold, he eats only “liquid gold”, which is Velveeta
Shells & Cheese? Then maybe they could do a promotion where they can claim
to be the official lunch of Goldline, and perhaps they could make a joke ad
where Goldline gets in trouble for selling Velveeta Shells & Cheese as gold
to an investor who then sues them; and they could say: “Sorry, this is ‘liquid
gold’: we just got confused there for a second.”
Here are the cheesy commercials:
