Saturday, October 27, 2012

The J’Accuszi, the Jacuzzi for Whistleblowers

We all realize how nerve-wracking it must be for whistleblowers to come forward and speak out against corruption and wrongdoing. After all, whistleblowers can lose their jobs, become the targets of retribution, get dragged through the mud by agenda-driven news coverage, etc. And it is very common for such retaliation to occur. So no whistleblower can ever be sure that they will be safe when revealing ugly truths or making allegations of wrongdoing against the powerful. That’s why they’re generally so nervous.

Well, stress and worry is a thing of the past with J’Accuszi, the Jacuzzi for whistleblowers! Yes, simply get into the J’Accuszi, and let the massaging jets of water sooth and calm you before you leak accusations and/or testify under oath. Once you’ve experienced its calming effects, you’ll be ready to point the accusing finger right at the malefactors, regardless of how powerful they may be! And after you’ve put your head on the chopping block to expose the nefarious goings on, and you fear for your life and career, just get into your J’Accuszi, and the relaxing water massage will allow the certainty that you’ve done the right thing seep deep into your conscience. And after a little while, your fears of consequences will melt away!

That’s the J’Accuszi: ask for it by name wherever ethical baths and Jacuzzis are sold!