Well, we all knew it couldn’t last; but nobody could have predicted that the European Union would collapse and all out war in Europe would break out, ironically, over the Nobel Peace Prize, of all things. But apparently it has happened.
Upon the announcement of the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the EU, each member country began claiming sole credit for the award. These contradicting claims soon became heated, quickly leading to demands from each country to get to keep the award in their capital, leading to insults, accusations, and then bombing and shelling, and finally, all out war.
The United Nations considered meeting to call for an end to the hostilities, but soon admitted, through a translator: “Hey, we can’t even stop the violence in Syria, so what’s the point of trying here?”
