Claims are being made that Monster energy drinks have caused several deaths in the past few years. But is it really their fault? It’s called “Monster”, and what do monsters usually do? They go on rampages and kill people, right? So then it’s clear they put a warning right there on the can, and yet people ignored this clear warning of blatant danger and impending death, and drank it anyway. So who is really at fault here?
I think the Monster is just misunderstood! And as usual, it will be persecuted by a mob with torches and pitchforks. But since this was such a predictable outcome, shouldn’t they have considered not making such a monstrous energy drink? But I suppose mad scientists can’t restrain themselves from creating monsters anyway. They couldn’t help it! So they’re not really responsible then, are they? And maybe if people treated the Monster with kindness and compassion, rather than consuming it, it would have become civilized. But it’s too late now: all it knows now is how to kill.
Here’s the monstrous story:
