Last Halloween, the makers of the Paranormal Activity movie franchise and Activia Yogurt got together to bring you an irregular regularity experience: Paranormal Activia: the haunted yogurt that scares the crap out of you! But now, for this Halloween, they team up once again to bring you Paranormal Activia 2! Yes, last time, the yogurt was haunted, but this time, it's possessed! And in honor of the "2" (as in Paranormal Activia 2, and #2, as in poop), we present you with a new two-person way to achieve regularity with Paranormal Activia 2! Here's how it works: Simply feed the yogurt to your significant other, friend, or family member, and they will become possessed by a demon so fearsome, you will lose all bowel control from fear, effectively (and literally) scaring the crap out of you and ending your constipation problems! Plus, the demon is so deadly, it might even end all of your problems: permanently! That's Paranormal Activia 2: The possessed yogurt that dispossesses you of your feces! Ask for it by name wherever black magic supplies and laxatives are sold!
And remember: 4 out of 5 exorcists recommend Paranormal Activia 2 to their parishioners possessed of constipation problems.
Here's the original announcement from last year for Paranormal Activia:
http://unconditionedresponse.blogspot.com/2011/10/paranormal-activia.html
