Friday, October 19, 2012

McGladrey Golf vs. Fishing Ad

I love this commercial for McGladrey, because it appears to heap scorn upon a very popular pastime: fishing. Fishing is even more popular than golf, and they seem to ridicule it. (Are they casting aspersions on it? Are they trying to bait us into reacting? If so, everything is going swimmingly! Ha ha? Oh, sorry…) And I understand their point here, but isn’t it funny that the golfer can’t believe that the caddy would rather do anything other than slave away serving his every need? Maybe the caddy would like to do something where he gets to be in charge every once in a while! And this ad just makes the golfer look like a jerk who must always get his way or else, while at the same time making it look like McGladrey is insulting fishing. They might as well have ended the ad with the tag: “McGladrey: Fishing sucks, and everyone who does it is a loser.”

I think they should expand this into a whole campaign where they insult every other recreational activity that’s popular with Americans, each in its own spot. They could show the golfer talking to another golfer, who says he’s going hunting soon, and the McGladrey golfer can say: “Hunting? What are you, some kind of bloodthirsty butcher animal abuser?” Then the tag could say: “McGladrey: Hunting is reprehensible, and only stupid troglodyte rednecks do it.” And after that, they could ridicule sailing, with someone inviting the McGladrey golfer to go sailing, and he declines with a contemptuous and scornful insult, and the tagline could say: “McGladrey: Sailing is for pretentious snobs, and only assholes do it.” And then they could bash cycling, claiming: “McGladrey: Cycling is lame, and only stupid pansies and cheaters like doing it.” And so on and so forth, bashing tennis, Nascar, car restoration, painting, etc., until McGladrey has managed to insult every activity besides golf, and turned everyone against them. Now that would be a winning strategy!

Here’s the angler-abusing ad: