We’ve all seen the ads where Ice Cube is battling it out
against Coors Light to see who is the coldest. Well, I think I might have an
idea for Ice Cube to beat Coors Light in the “coldest” contest. We’ve all heard
the expression: “an ice-cube’s chance in hell”, right? Well, Ice Cube could
take a Coors Light to hell with him, just as a dare, and while the Coors Light
would explode and boil, Ice Cube would make hell freeze over (because he’s Ice
Cube, and he’s so cool and so cold),
proving once and for all that he’s the coldest! Then they could have an ice bar
party down in hell! And once Ice Cube had cooled it down enough, he could
import some Coors Light for the party. (Hey, it might make a fun Halloween ad
for Coors Light. But then again, they’d have to admit defeat. And I doubt
they’d do that.)
