Hey, is somebody using a two-headed coin here? Mitt Romney won the coin toss in the foreign policy debate too. And in the first debate! It seems to me that Mitt Romney always wins the coin toss! Is that because he’s so rich, and he’s from the world of finance, the coins feel an affinity for him? Or does he own all the money used in the coin tosses? Or do the coins want to somehow curry favor with Mitt Romney, seeing as how he is so popular with other moneys? I think someone should look into this! And not a financial reporter: we all know who they’d favor: the rich(er) guy!
Forget all the policy crap: this is the real story here!
Don’t believe me? Then read this:
