I saw a Zantac ad tonight that says Prilosec takes 24 hours
to work, so if you have heartburn, use Zantac, because it starts working right
away. And that made me think that the announcer should be talking to some guy
in the ad, and when he finds out, he could say: “24 hours? That Prilo-sucks! I’m taking Zantac!”
Here’s the Zantastic spot: