In a tacky bit of muckraking hatchet-job yellow journalism, UK’s Mail Online has a story about how Victoria Beckham always wears those big sunglasses because she has unsightly bags under her eyes. Well, what they neglect to mention is that she has bags under her eyes because she is the new spokesmodel for the new line of Louis Vuitton eye bags, and the mere wearing of bags under her eyes by Victoria Beckham immediately makes eye bags fashionable and desirable! And just to show these “journalists”, let’s all get bags under our eyes to show support for Victoria Beckham! She might even want to make a joke ad to hit back against these scandalmongers where she sports the black marks under her eyes that American football players wear (and where she wears a football jersey), and claims it’s to protect her ability to see through that constant strobe of paparazzi flashbulbs everywhere she goes.
Here’s the raked-up muck display (BTW: I think she looks great with her supposed “eye bags”! And I’m sure she looks better on her worst day than these scandal rag jerks do on their best!):
(And seriously: look at how many pictures there are in this article to illustrate the supposedly unsightly dark circles under her eyes. Ridiculous! They don’t seem that noticeable to me, and even if she does have bags under here eyes, wouldn’t you too if the paparazzi was hounding your every move? Holy crap! Talk about superficial nit-picking and bullying! {I thought bullying was supposed to be wrong, guys.} These “journalists” should be ashamed of themselves. But at least we can expect live, up-to-the-minute coverage of all of Victoria Beckham’s facial wrinkle appearances, as well as continual live updates on their progress as she ages. Is scratch & sniff reporting on her morning breath what’s next?)
