Geltline

Yes, it’s approaching that time of year again, and pretty soon we’ll all be eating our fill of Hanukkah Gelt. (That’s the mock gold coins with chocolate inside.) And what better business move than for Goldline to open a sideline selling chocolate gold coins, and call the business “Geltline”. And they could even use the same investment strategy as in their other ads, because cocoa prices are rising through the roof along with gold (!). Then, the next time they get caught allegedly sending chocolate gold coins in the place of real gold coins, they can say the order just got mixed up. (They can’t believably say that if they don’t also sell chocolate gold coins through a sideline business!)