Hey, you’d pay extra for a luxury brand, right? That would make you feel like you’re stylin’, right? So then why doesn’t everyone want to pay double for their healthcare premiums? I think the problem is that they’re not named properly as luxury brands to justify the higher prices. So how about this for an idea:
Calvin Klein Plan
Chanel Plan
Prada Pan
Harry Winston Plan
Tiffany’s Plan
Or, how about naming the expensive plans after famous rich entrepreneurs and investment companies, like:
Diddy Plan
Ralph Lauren Plan
Trump Plaza Plan
Berkshire Hathaway Plan
Goldman Sachs Plan
Oh, but he started this whole thing talking about Cadillac plans, so how about using luxury car brands, and since the new plans are supposed to be better than the previous plans, start above Cadillac, so:
Mercedes Plan
Porsche Plan
Maserati Plan
Ferrari Plan
Bugatti Plan
Oh, but he started this whole thing talking about Cadillac plans, so how about using luxury car brands, and since the new plans are supposed to be better than the previous plans, start above Cadillac, so:
Mercedes Plan
Porsche Plan
Maserati Plan
Ferrari Plan
Bugatti Plan
Then they could say we’re not only stylin’, but we’re living the high life with a luxurious couture health plan that’s twice as expensive because it’s a luxury brand!
Now, admittedly, this is just a joke. But we’re already willing to pay double for the same clothes if they’re sporting a luxury brand, so why not do the same with healthcare? All the president would have to do is offer tax breaks to luxury brand companies who donated their names to the Obamacare health plans to help justify their obscenely high prices, and then we’d all willingly get tricked into paying double for the same coverage! Right?
Now, admittedly, this is just a joke. But we’re already willing to pay double for the same clothes if they’re sporting a luxury brand, so why not do the same with healthcare? All the president would have to do is offer tax breaks to luxury brand companies who donated their names to the Obamacare health plans to help justify their obscenely high prices, and then we’d all willingly get tricked into paying double for the same coverage! Right?
