Surely we all know Pussy Galore, the high-flying ace hired
talent of Bond nemesis Goldfinger, but we don’t know much about her family. But
she has a younger brother, Dick Galore, and he’s also a hired hand for Bond
villains. Yes, Dick’s a top-notch assassin who has a secret identity running an
annual festival known as Dick Galore’s Sausage Fest, and whenever he kills a
target, he gets rid of the body by turning them into sausages at his
sausage-making business, Dick Galore’s Sausage Factory, which in turn provides
the sausages for Dick Galore’s Sausage Fest. And with the businesses named as
such, most of the cops want to avoid having to look into what’s going on there,
so he always gets away with everything clean. But I guess we’ll hear more about
him in the upcoming Jane Bond series
(She’s James Bond’s daughter).
(BTW: I figured someone else had to have thought of this
first, so I looked up “Dick Galore” on Google. Well, after a few pages-worth of
pornographic website links, I thought maybe it wasn’t worth it to continue the
search.)
