We see the Lost in
Space cast, and one of them says: “We may be lost in space, but we’ve just
found the best TV system ever! It’s DirecTV, and because it’s a satellite
system, we can get it out in space! And now the days are full of fun and
enjoyment because we can watch whatever we’d like to, and we can see what life
on Earth is like. It’s practically better than being there in person!” And then
the robot comes in, saying: “Danger, Will Robinson, Danger: Don’t get Dish
Network!”* And Will Robinson says: “Hey, we may be lost, but we’re not stupid.
Even when you’re lost in space or on another planet, it’s still obvious what
the best TV system in the universe is: DirecTV!”
* (There’s been an advertising feud going on between DirecTV
and Dish Network for a while now, so I thought I’d continue it here in a
lighthearted manner.)
