Yes, I know Jackie Gleason is no longer with us, but maybe
he would be if he’d had Humana health
insurance! And while most Humana ads have announcers pronouncing Humana:
“Hyoo-man’-ah”, I think it’s possible that it’s really pronounced more like
when Jackie Gleason would say: “humminah-humminah-humminah!” In fact, how do we
know he wasn’t really saying: “Humana-Humana-Humana?” I think maybe their ads
should suggest he was asking for Humana health insurance. That ought to attract
the older demographic to sign up with Humana, right?