Thursday, November 21, 2013

Kennedy Assassination Car

There are a lot of potential conspiracies floating around regarding the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, but has anyone stopped to consider the car? It was a Lincoln, made by a car company named after President Abraham Lincoln, an American president who was also shot in the back of the head. Odd, huh? I wonder if someone selected this brand of car because they wanted to send a message? Perhaps this is the real conspiracy!

I’m frankly surprised I haven’t seen an ad for Cadillac about this very issue. They could show the Zapruder film and say: “What do you expect from a car named after an assassinated president? Of course it’s going to be dangerous! But there was never an assassinated president named Cadillac, so you know it will be safe for even the most vulnerable leaders!” (Or would that be in bad taste?)

But who knows: maybe this very reason is why the president uses a Cadillac today. In fact, Reagan used a Lincoln when he was shot by a ricochet off the Lincoln from John Hinkley’s gun (which seems to demonstrate the problem with the Lincoln). And then he switched to a Cadillac, and America won the Cold War, thanks entirely to Cadillac! (Yea, Cadillac! You not only survive the homefront, but you also win international peace when you drive a Cadillac!)