As we all know, Armor All makes protective stuff to prevent corrosion and such. And so, I thought it might be fun to have an ad with the band Corrosion of Conformity to show how well Armor All works at preventing corrosion. And so in the ad, we'd see the band members from Corrosion of Conformity, and they'd all be wearing the same color and style of suit and shoes, and they'd all have the same haircut, and they'd say: "When we were younger, we hated conformity, so we tried to rebel against and discourage conformity with our aggressive rock band. (We'd see video of some of their early concerts edited in.) It was working out pretty well for a while, until conformity started using Armor All. Armor All protects everything against corrosion so well, all of a sudden it was no longer possible to corrode conformity whatsoever, and we found that we all had to conform too, and change the name of our band to just Conformity. We couldn't even resist at all, no matter how hard we tried. So if you want to protect something from corrosion, use Armor All: It worked well for conformity."
Here are a couple of links to Corrosion of Conformity albums:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWsgCudNliI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeorGbiPfUs
