There’s a product I’ve been seeing new ads for recently
called Gorilla Tape, which they claim is much stronger than duct tape. Oh, but
what if you need something even stronger than that? Why, then you should use
Godzilla Tape, the tape big and strong enough to defend your property against
giant kaiju monsters like Godzilla! It’s not only tough enough to withstand the
strongest storms such as hurricanes and tornados; it’s also radiation-proof to
deflect the atomic breath of giant monsters created by radiation (!). Plus, the
tape’s outer surface has Godzilla-style scales and spinal spikes to keep off
anything and everything that might try to remove it, including attacking kaiju
monsters like Ghidorah and Rodan. That’s Godzilla Tape: Ask for it by name
wherever movie monster paraphernalia is sold!
Here’s a commercial for Gorilla Tape:
