PeTSA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals

Anti-fur activists have generally made wearing real fur uncool lately, and so there has been a new trend for faux fur coats. But to meet the high demand for such faux fur coats, stuffed animals are being horribly murdered for their valuable pelts! Stuffed animal fur trappers have been illegally hunting many stuffed animals from children's bedrooms, leading to many types of stuffed animals to endangered status. Who will come to the defense of these poor, helpless, lovable stuffed animals? Why, of course, it's PeTSA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals! And they will make sure that stuffed animals are treated the way they were intended to be treated: dragged around by kids until they start falling apart. Oh, but wait, that seems pretty brutal right there! (Well, then they're just going to have to rescue them from being held hostage by children, that's all...)