Yes, Fat Albert is
back, but he’s not the hero we remember. No, this time he’s a bad example of
obesity everyone rags on for being fat and slovenly and eating unhealthy
trans-fat-laden foods, until he dies of a heart attack in a warning to viewers.
Just kidding. But maybe they ought to do that, with as many
obese children we reportedly have nowadays? You know, just to encourage them to
lose weight.
