This is what really happens when Axe Body Spray is used outdoors, so imagine how intense the reaction must have been inside a school classroom:
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Axe Body Spray Closes School, Hospitalizes Students
Naughty boys sprayed too much Axe Body Spray in a sixth grade classroom in Brooklyn this week, closing the school and hospitalizing several students. But what the story doesn't tell us is why hospitalization was necessary. It makes it sound like they went to the hospital due to the smell or chemical poisoning, but the truth is even more shocking than that. It seems that once the aroma dispersed, the girls in the classroom attacked and tore the clothes off of the boys wearing the Axe Body Spray, clawing viciously at the cloth until it shredded and ripped apart. And the disrobing was so violent and forceful that the boys' skin was flayed off in places: such is the extreme attractiveness of Axe Body Spray to females, apparently regardless of age. Police said this was consistent with other instances of Axe Body Spray use, as evidenced by their advertising. Even the teacher sexually assaulted the boys, however police say this is quite common nowadays even without Axe Body Spray.
