Hey, James Bond movies have been around for years and years,
but somehow he never seems to age. How about a midlife-crisis James Bond movie,
just to make all of us lame middle aged guys feel cool? That way he could drive
lots of super hot cars, shoot lots of big guns, carry around lots of cool
gadgets, drink only the most expensive champagne, try to grab the attention of
lots of hot women with scripted pickup lines: you know, just like a
midlife-crisis guy would do! Oh, but that’s what the movies are already like anyway,
aren’t they? Oh, uh, never mind…
