Remember the hero from The A Team, Mr. T? Well, my niece had homework tonight that was about a t-shirt maker called "Mister Tee", and it reminded me of Mr. T. And someone was making tea, so naturally I thought of tea. And then it because apparent that Mr. T should create a brand of tea called: "Mr. T's Teas".
Now, there's probably some guy selling tea whose company is called Mr. Tea, but I pity the fool who tries to horn in on Mr. T's Teas!
And you know that Mr. T's Teas would be "The A Tea" (as in the Grade-A quality tea!).
Oh, and once his new brand of tea is super-successful, Mr. T could then branch out into herbal teas, claiming: "It's so calming, it's the only thing that keeps me from kicking ass!"