Sandals Resorts, seeing a new niche in the vacation market, is trying a new spin on resort strategies by catering to the scandal fan market. The new venture, called Scandals Resorts, will place ads in all the scandal rag magazines and related websites, and hire as their guests’ entertainment bona fide D-List celebrities to engage in (pre-scripted) scandalous activities played out live in front of vacationers. Plus, a traveling drama troupe will act out all the latest scandal rag headlines each day and night! It’s the perfect vacation for lovers of celebrity turpitude and its resultant schadenfreude! Book your trip today!
Plus, as an added bonus, if you book your trip today, they will hire a surprise disgraced politician to give a speech just for your tour group! Just think of it: It might be John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Mark Foley, or any number of disgraced politicians caught in embarrassing scandals! That’s Scandals Resorts: Book your stay today!
Plus, as an added bonus, if you book your trip today, they will hire a surprise disgraced politician to give a speech just for your tour group! Just think of it: It might be John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Mark Foley, or any number of disgraced politicians caught in embarrassing scandals! That’s Scandals Resorts: Book your stay today!
(I keep seeing ads for Sandals Resorts during the news, which these days is so filled with scandals, so I couldn’t resist presenting this silly holiday resort concept.)
