Tyco Integrated Security has a new commercial with Steve
Young as the spokesman which includes a corporate minivan that becomes a
Transformer (which is funny, seeing as how the toy company Tyco made a
Transformers slot-car track set years ago), and the Transformer demonstrates
all the ways they can help businesses with security, i.e.: security cameras,
access control pads, fire & intrusion protection, etc.
This is a really fun way of showing us what they can do, but
there’s a potential problem with this presentation. What’s that? Well, how do
we know this Tyco Transformers minivan isn’t actually a Decepticon in disguise?
And if it’s a Decepticon, it could use your business as a means to infiltrate
humanity and destroy the Earth! (Oh, the humanity!) So, just to be on the safe
side, maybe we ought to stick with a company that isn’t possibly run by the
Decepticons. The planet you save may be your own.
Here’s the Tyco transformer security spot: