Saturday, February 9, 2013

“Blow It Out Your Ass” Laxative Ad?

We all know the expression: “blow it out your ass”, right? Well, that might just be a fun way to advertise a laxative. (Laxatives could use a fun approach.) Here’s how it might work:

Some guy is being rude at a party, saying asinine stuff to someone who is trying to tell them a story. So the angry storyteller says: “Blow it out your ass!” And the rude person says: “I wish I could blow it out my ass! I’m sorry I’m being rude, I’m just constipated.”

So then the announcer could chime in, saying: “Wish you could blow it out your ass? Then take (laxative product), and you’ll blow it out your ass in no time, guaranteed!”