"Love: It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru."
This is the Subaru slogan. But this raises some questions. What if you're in a relationship with someone you love, but they cheat on you and lie about it and make excuses for why it's really your fault, and as a result you fall out of love with them? Do you have to trade in your Subaru? Is that their policy? I'm just curious what the deal is.
And must you convince them that you love others before you're allowed to purchase a Subaru? And if so, how would you go about selling one in a private sale? Do they have to be convinced that love is involved somehow? And could it be something like that the car was a lemon due to being in a big wreck, and the person selling the car loves the idea of selling a lemon to some unsuspecting person? Would that count?
You know, if they don't require us to prove love is involved, maybe this is false advertising. But in order for us to really believe them, why don't they make every customer buy and read the book: The Road Less Traveled before they're allowed to buy a Subaru? (If they bought the rights to this book, they could make a fortune!)
