Yes, from the makers of Sprite, it’s new Spite Soft Drink!
Whenever someone is stealing your Sprite out of the refrigerator, simply replace it with new Spite, and they will get the unpleasant surprise of their life! That’s because Spite is made from some of the most unpleasant tasting ingredients imaginable for the perfect serving of revenge! That’s new Spite Soft Drink! It looks a lot like Sprite, but it tastes a lot different!
“Spite Soft Drink: Revenge is not only sweet, it’s also refreshing!”™