Yes, it’s the Sheepman! Actually, that’s the name of a movie
that’s on TCM later tonight (that I haven’t seen), but I’d like to think it’s a
horror movie about a were-sheep. So what would happen here is that some
sheep-herder would get bitten by another were-sheep, and he would become a were-sheep
in the, um, I guess full sun, or something? And then when anyone tried to sheer
his wool, he’d bite them, and they’d become were-sheep too, and they’d turn the
world back into fertile grasslands and stuff. And all the vegans and
environmentalists would cheer! It could be the next big thing in horror movies
for the environmental set!
And if that worked, there could be a series of horror movies
for stoners and slackers about a were-sloth (!). And whenever anyone got bitten
by the were-sloth, they’d just sit around, eat, smoke pot, and let their hair
grow out. (Oh, sorry: maybe that’s a better horror movie series for parents of
high school-age kids.)
