I saw the movie The Amityville Horror again recently, and it made me want to see an
interview with the demon behind the alleged hauntings. They could ask it why it
possesses this home, and it could say: “Are you kidding? It’s a beautiful house
in a great location, right on the water and with a nice view! All I had to do
was cause some mayhem in there and the price dropped so low, even I could afford it! But once I
bought it, you don’t think I’m just going to let another family movie into my home, now do you? I mean, would
you let someone else movie into your house? No way!”
