When the new Pope is elected, Pope Benedict XVI’s ring will be defaced and then destroyed. But that’s no fun! I was hoping that now that he’s retiring, he could go out and punch people in the forehead, leaving a reverse-Pope’s-ring’s fisherman image impression in their face, like with what Rick James did to Charlie Murphy (as seen on Chappelle’s Show). He could do that to guys like Cardinal Mahony when they show up to vote for the new Pope. (Or could he keep the ring long enough to at least do that?)
Here’s the clip of Rick James and Charlie Murphy from Chappelle’s Show:
