Friday, February 22, 2013

The Oscar Pistorius Valentine’s Day Gift Box

Want the perfect gift for your special someone to help make your Valentine’s Day end with a bang… and a whimper? Then try the new Oscar Pistorius Valentine’s Day Gift Box! It’s the surefire way to tell your special one: “I love you to death!”

For the gift to end all Valentine’s Day gifts, and to show her just how much you appreciate the part she plays in your life: “She deserves an Oscar!”™

(Sorry if this is “too soon”, but I’m beginning to suspect that he might just walk on this, and what’s getting lost in this whole story is that she’s just as dead no matter how it happened, and he did kill her. So he at least deserves a pointed barb to go with his bail victory.)