Just when you think finally America will get to take credit for something, in swoops Canada to snatch the victory from her jaws again. Yes, Canada is mad that they didn’t get all the credit for the heroic stuff in the movie Argo, and just because they risked their lives and stuff. Whatever, Canada! Can’t you guys ever do stuff for the right reason, rather than grasping for glory and attention at every turn?
It would be bad enough if Canada didn’t always go around exclaiming: “Canada #1!” all the time, but seriously, Canada: don’t you think you guys hog enough of the credit for military and intelligence op victories as it is? Can’t you let America claim credit just this once? I mean really, Canada! This is why all your citizens always have to travel around Europe with the American flag sewn onto their backpacks!
(Just kidding, Canada! Thank you for saving our people! I guess Ban Affleck is still mad about you guys winning the gold medal in hockey in the last Olympic Winter Games. {Maybe he had money on the gold medal final game?})
Here’s Canada’s glory grasp:
