In this new spot for the AARP, we see lots of giant words made of huge all-cap white letters all over Washington, D.C., supposedly intended as coments about the future of Medicare and Social Security. Oh, but do you think the AARP cares about the millions of special interest Super PAC dollars that went to erecting these huge words, like: JARGON, FLUFF, POLITICS, etc.? No! In fact, they’re encouraging their members to steal letters out of these words! That’s criminal theft! (I have it on good authority that the word “FLUFF” was made by the Marshmallow Fluff lobby, who is simply worried about their company now that Hostess went under.)
Make your own giant letters, AARP! Stop stealing them from other political groups who are trying to brainwash us! (But some free advice to these special interest groups putting huge words up in Washington, D.C.: Vary your typeface and letter color, and your upper and lower case letters, and they will be harder to steal and re-use, as well as being far easier to identify in the case of theft!) You’re a huge special interest group with millions of dollars too, so why not do the right thing and just lobby Washington with your huge purse too? Isn’t that what America is all about these days: drowning out the voices of the people with the huge purses of special interests? Get with the program, AARP! (I guess old people really don’t catch on quickly to new trends, huh?)
But you know what? Don’t those big white letters used in this AARP ad look a lot like the big white letters used for that AndroGel 1.62 ad? And what if they're covered in AndroGel? Why, then all the AARP members who handle them will start feeling younger, and they’ll start feeling like they don’t need Medicare or Social Security, so they'll stop protesting. So isn’t this obviously a plot by those who want to crush Medicare and Social Security to lay traps for senior protesters so they will start to feel younger and as such stop protesting? Hey: I smell a rat here, and I think it's covered in AndroGel!
But you know what? Don’t those big white letters used in this AARP ad look a lot like the big white letters used for that AndroGel 1.62 ad? And what if they're covered in AndroGel? Why, then all the AARP members who handle them will start feeling younger, and they’ll start feeling like they don’t need Medicare or Social Security, so they'll stop protesting. So isn’t this obviously a plot by those who want to crush Medicare and Social Security to lay traps for senior protesters so they will start to feel younger and as such stop protesting? Hey: I smell a rat here, and I think it's covered in AndroGel!
Sorry, I can’t find this ad online either. But watch the news: any news, and you’ll be sure to see it almost immediately, assuming it’s the first half of 2012.
