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Friday, December 28, 2012
Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter Meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer (New Movie?)
Hey, how about a buddy vampire slayer movie? And Lincoln is really hot right now, especially since the word got out that he was also a vampire hunter! (I'm surprised Spielberg didn't put at least one scene of Lincoln hunting vampires in his movie Lincoln, you know, just for the sake of realism. Because after all, hunting vampires is believable enough, but getting critically important stuff done in Congress? That's obviously just whimsical fantasy.) And who better to join our greatest president in his hunt for vampires than the greatest vampire slayer of them all: Buffy? And Giles could be appointed Secretary of Vampire Hunting. Who wouldn't want to see that movie? (Besides, Lincoln movies never have enough hot chicks in them, so Sarah Michelle Gellar would be very welcome in a movie about Abraham Lincoln for a change! And naturally, it wouldn't be Buffy without Alyson Hannigan! {It could launch her new career path of historical movies.})