Hey, Tommy Bahama makes cool clothes, but they seem like they are for regular cool guys. But how about a Tommy Bahama brand especially for dangerous types? That's why there's the new Tommy Bermuda Triangle: It's the dark side of Tommy Bahama! (And for the wildest of dangerous pants, get Tommy Bermuda Triangle's "Bermuda Triangle Shorts"!)
Here are some prospective advertising slogans for Tommy Bermuda Triangle:
Tommy Bermuda Traingle Clothes: Get Lost in Them!
Tommy Bermuda Triangle's "Bermuda Triangle Shorts": It's Dangerous in There!
