Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Twilight vs. Underworld?

Hey, we know both of these series (Twilight and Underworld) have a lot of vampire-on-werewolf action, pitting these two monstrous species against each other in a battle royale for our entertainment. But this time, they must all learn to work together within their franchise, for this time they’re fighting franchise against franchise! So, werewolves and vampires (and their respective hybrids) must come together and form a fragile peace in an alliance of necessity for survival, battling it out against one another to see who wins in the schmaltzy horror franchise smackdown!

Yes, it’s Selene and her hybrid monster child vs. Bella and hers in a fight to the finish, Lucien vs. Jacob, Michael Corvin vs. Edward Cullen, and all the werewolf packs and vampire councils literally at each other’s throats to see who survives for the next battle royale: movies vs. cable TV, in the much anticipated True Blood vs. (whoever wins the war between Twilight & Underworld)!

Or maybe we’d all just prefer to see the characters of True Blood simply pulverize all the candy-assed characters from Twilight? (I guess if we’re over a certain age we would.)