When werewolves and cat people and comic book heroes and villains like Beast and The Lizard break their claws fighting and stuff, what can they do? There must be some way to help them. And what about all the horror and fantasy people who like to get prosthetic orthodontic fangs and reptilian contact lenses: must they be limited to their faces? Surely they'll want to have real claws and stuff too, right?
Well, that's why there's Lee Press-On Claws: the monstrous version of Lee Press-On Nails! Simply stick 'em on, and you're ready to slash and mutilate your prey! Um, that is, er... I mean you'll look like the magisterial monster you truly are inside! I mean, um... Oh, you know what I mean! Get yours today and "make your mark"!
