Thursday, December 13, 2012

All I Want for Christmas is the Mayan Apocalypse

It’s not that I have a death wish or anything. It’s just that all these 2012 Doomsday shows have made the end of the world seem like it’s going to be so awesome! (Besides, it would probably be better to have the apocalypse happen and end the world than to have to listen to all these stupid hippies make excuses for why it didn’t happen.)

Unfortunately for me, apparently the world will end four days before Christmas. I hate it when I find out what my present will be before Christmas! I guess the ancient Maya wanted to be sure we couldn’t return it for a gift card or something.