Wow. I just saw a story on CNN about a classified solar
space shuttle, and wow! I mean, yeah, I guess wow about the technology and
stuff, but really I’m dumbfounded by this CNN news item. You see, they said:
“It’s highly classified”, and then they showed us a bunch of pictures of it.
WTF? Well, it’s not classified anymore…
(Or at least it’s not secret
anymore!)
Oh, my God! Are they traitors or something? In the future,
we’ll spend years designing and perfecting it, then CNN will tell everyone
about it, and in a couple of days, every other country will have one too. Talk
about irresponsible journalism! Yikes!
Oh, but the kicker is this: They said it was an unmanned,
solar-powered space shuttle that has never been tested before, and then the guy
who was the “expert” said: “It’s going to go up, and we don’t know what it’s
going to be doing!” Really? You don’t? I just heard about this story just now
from this report, and I think I have a pretty good idea of what it’s going to
be doing: testing the efficacy and functionality of an unmanned, solar-powered
space shuttle. (Translation: see if it works.) But I might put a little missile
on it full of itching powder or inhalant laxatives and send it to CNN if I were
the president.
Man, if we keep giving away all of our secrets on the news,
on the Discovery Channel, the History Channel, etc., then we might as well just
build extra copies for China, Russia, Iran, the Taliban, etc., too. What’s the
difference? (I thought “classified” meant it was supposed to be secret. Oh,
well…) So thanks CNN for revealing another military secret. I’m sure America’s
enemies just love you for it. (Jerks!)
