A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Breast-O Change-O
How about a new chain of cosmetic surgery outlets specializing in breast-enhancement surgery? The business could be called "Breast-O Change-O", and they could have an animated neon sign that shows a magician with a magic wand turning a girl with a flat chest into one with big boobs. And, naturally, their slogan would be: "Gives you a magic chest!" (And their ads could scream: "The wizards at Breast-O Change-O will give you a 'magic chest', guaranteed!")