Saturday, December 29, 2012

Breast-O Change-O

How about a new chain of cosmetic surgery outlets specializing in breast-enhancement surgery? The business could be called "Breast-O Change-O", and they could have an animated neon sign that shows a magician with a magic wand turning a girl with a flat chest into one with big boobs. And, naturally, their slogan would be: "Gives you a magic chest!" (And their ads could scream: "The wizards at Breast-O Change-O will give you a 'magic chest', guaranteed!")