This classic Christmas Eve poem makes reference to a mouse, which makes me think of pest control. So here's my idea for an Orkin pest control ad based upon this classic poem:
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The experts from Orkin checked the whole house with care,
To make sure that pests would no longer be there.
And over the holidays, opening gifts,
The kids could play without mice giving them fits.
So when you are troubled by pest infestation,
Call the best pest control guys in the nation.
And when pests are gone, you will cry with delight,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your friends at Orkin.
(I doubt exterminators make holiday-themed ads, but if they wanted to make one for Christmas, I think this might be a good place to start.)
