There’s a big gun debate going on, and there are tons and tons of action movies with big guns-a-blazing coming out all the time. But most of these action movie characters are men, and with men doing all the actual shoot-‘em-up-type crimes, shouldn’t there be an alternative for our escapism? So how about an action movie about a blonde femme fatale assassin codenamed: “GoldiGlocks”?
She would be called “GoldiGlocks” because she carries a pair of gold-plated Glock 26s that she uses for her assassin work. Her cover is that she pretends to be a European aristocrat from an old money family, and she travels around the world, living the life of a social butterfly and idle rich-type until called upon to spring into action. And once GoldiGlocks sets her sights on you, you’re toast! (I mean, porridge.)
And, naturally, she would work with three burly male compatriots called: “The Three Bears”. (They are generally for surveillance and as her bodyguards, etc., and their cover is that of her valet, chauffeur, and secretary/bodyguard. And to help her operations, they scope out the situation and locale, and they send her messages advising her if it’s “too hot”, “too cold”, or “just right” to proceed with carrying out her mission.)
She would be called “GoldiGlocks” because she carries a pair of gold-plated Glock 26s that she uses for her assassin work. Her cover is that she pretends to be a European aristocrat from an old money family, and she travels around the world, living the life of a social butterfly and idle rich-type until called upon to spring into action. And once GoldiGlocks sets her sights on you, you’re toast! (I mean, porridge.)
And, naturally, she would work with three burly male compatriots called: “The Three Bears”. (They are generally for surveillance and as her bodyguards, etc., and their cover is that of her valet, chauffeur, and secretary/bodyguard. And to help her operations, they scope out the situation and locale, and they send her messages advising her if it’s “too hot”, “too cold”, or “just right” to proceed with carrying out her mission.)
That’s GoldiGlocks: Coming to a theater near you! (Either that, or maybe she could be a character for Internet advertising for Glock in the form of online episodic action dramas.)
