I don’t know if this is nationwide, but here in L.A., we’ve
got ads from some lawyer guy named Darren Kavinoky where he advertises a “get
out of jail” service called: “No Cuffs”. But what if you call and you have
cuffs in your pants, or French cuffs in your shirt: do you have to stay in
jail?” (After all, it does say: “No Cuffs”.)
(Sorry, this ad does not appear to exist online, so
watch cable news if you want to see it.)
